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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via seanp0donnell)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via curlyhairedmenace)

(Source: sandandglass, via curlyhairedmenace)

HAVING SEX WITH A GUY THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

(via hattton)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via gnarly)

(Source: ohquill, via morse-cock)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via ugly)

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess, via stability)

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

(via ugly)

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: brivid, via seanp0donnell)

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

(via ugly)

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

(via justtheladyinblack)

tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

Source

That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

(via notenuf)