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if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via gnarly)

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean, via ugly)

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via ugly)

obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 

(via gnarly)

zachsgay:

me: why do i have such a good taste in music and why am i so hot

(via icequeenchad)

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

(via gnarly)

"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

- (via no-tan-lines)

(Source: grettypop, via liinnfryykhoolm)

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via sadandsassy69)

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

(Source: shotakingamu, via stability)